Encroach Upon A Roach

Dare I encroach upon a roach?
Those devious little devils who steal my joy.

Dare I ruin their revelry upon my counter space?

Dare I haunt them as they so happily have haunted me?

How I relish the thought.
Oh, fanciful delight found in the invasion of their abode.

I swiftly do it, unseen and unknown.
All stealth and softness I enclose them in their never-ending tomb.

Shall I frighten them? Oh, yes.
Woo them to fear? Quite so.

I slide into places they do not see. In wonder, they ponder my existence.
When all curiosity has ceased, I arrive, swift and un-announced, carrying my diseases with me.

Shall I show mercy? Can I extend grace?
The crispy creatures, now drenched in arsenic, shall writhe in dreadful anguish.

Oh, is this harsh? Far too cruel, you say?
Now tell me . . .when did they last encroach upon you?


-becca

kitty

kitty
Originally uploaded by crazycurlycat.

See, this is what I'm talking about! Precious.

Why Everyone Should Love Cuddly-Wuddly Kitties

a. Kittens feel like a down comforter that you just removed from the dryer (ie. .warm and fluffy)

b. Kitty's have eyes that remind you of a newborn babe and a rocket scientist all in one (ie. .intelligent and adorable)

c. Kitty-cats have that irresistable curiousity that none can refrain from watching. (ie. . entertaining)

d. Cat-babies contain a fabulous quality described as purring. (ie. . soft sound that makes them super cuddly)

e. The furry friends are selective in thier affection therefore you feel particularly loved when they choose you. (ie. .brilliant love, as opposed to dogs who have no deeper sense of love)

f. You can talk with a cat and they comprehend exactly what you are saying, they respond with a look that says,"I know what you mean" (ie. .both psychiatrists and analysts)

g. Cuddly

h. Cute

i. Cozy

j. Crafty

k. Creative

Okay, that's the end. I'm tired now. In conclusion, love kittens. .thier worth it.